Out in the pasture the nature watcher watches the catcher while the catcher watches the pitcher who pitchs the balls. Whether the temperature`s up or whether the tempereture`s down, the nature watcher, the catcher are always around. The pitcher pitches, the catcher catches and the watcher watches. So whether the temperature rises or whether the temperature falls the nature watcher just watches the catcher who`s watching the pitcher who is watching thje balls.
If you can`t can any candy can, how many candy cans a candy canner can if he can can candy cans?
I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son, but I'll be plucking pheasants when the pheasant plucker's gone.
I would if  I could, and if  I couldn't, how could I? You couldn't, unless you could, could you?
Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. Bu if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott but Nott. So, Ed Nott was shot and that's hot! Is it not?
It is not the cough that carries you off, it is the coffin they carry you off in!
A tudor who tooted the flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, "Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tootors to toot?"
Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter`s bitter. If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better. So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter, put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better. So `twas better Betty Botter bought some better butter.
Love is a feeling you feel when you are going to feel the feeling you have never felt before.
While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washington`s
windows with warm washing water.
Don't trouble troubles, till the troubles trouble you. (English proverb)
How much myrtle would a wood turtle hurdle if a wood tuttle could hurdle myrtle?-- A wood turtle would hurdle as much myrtle as a wood turtle could hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle.
How much ground could a groundhog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?
I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn`t the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I would not thought so much.
If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch.
Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.
Dr Jhonson and Mr Jhonson, after great consideration, come to the conclussion that the Indian nation beyond the Indian Ocean is back in education because the chief occupation is cultivation.
Amidst the mists and coldest frosts, with stoutest wrists and loudest boasts, he thrusts his fists aganist the posts, and still insists he sees the ghosts.